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there once was a thing called plurk

and it was pretty interesting. mainly, I’ve found that when you expect it to react in a certain way, it already does (ie. muting conversations). we’ll see how it grows on the web and me. hit me up! http://www.plurk.com/user/revoked

horrah apple!

Jonathan: steve got me a free battery replacement for jenn’s “over than 2yr old” laptop

David: noice.

who’s Steve?

Jonathan: he works at apple

and is not indian

My future contains more Ones and Zeroes

Ever since Freakonomics stopped putting their full-text of articles into their RSS feed, I pretty much stopped reading their well written articles. However, that is not why I am writing this post today.

Today, I did click into a post (this one: http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/06/19/a-nuclear-president/) It spoke of how the Nuclear option is becoming more and more of a possibility for America’s (and the world’s) future power resource. I for one am “a-ok-lets-go” on the Nuclear solution (until we figure out perpetual energy, yeah.. anyway..), however that’s also not why I wrote this post.

mmmm steamWhat the Nuclear subject got me thinking about was the affect that the lack of energy will do to our lives. In my opinion this change would initially center around transportation. Over the years, change in transportation has always come about because of growing population, however this coming change will be caused by dwindling access to cheap energy. Normally you would come to the conclusion “well you have to get from one place to another don’t you?”, I mean “everyone has a car payment” right? Death, Taxes, and a Car Payment. Well, what if the only reason you had to deal with transportation was to get food.

Consider this, digital communications has come so far, so fast, that nobody seems to be completely caught up with it. We have not only plain-jane voice communications (zzz boring), but a myriad of video communication options, and excellent text communication. On top of all of this, we have had (for YEARS!) secure point to point communications. What does all of this add up to? In my opinion, a move forward in not only employers allowing their employees to “tele-commute”, but also friends and family communicate more and more via ip communications. I mean, it’s already happening!

I recently had a discussion with a friend who is now allowed to tele-commute once a week, and she works at a pretty well known company. I can only see this spreading as the cost of transportation goes up in not only time, but now cold hard cash, at dramatic rates (see here and here).

they lied, mpg would have sucked anywayOk, so we’ve all seem the movies. Video communications has been around since a Space Odyssey, and so far either retail offerings have been craptastic, or lackluster. Well, what happens when it costs you $15 or $20 to drive 30 miles to see your family? Maybe you’ll just call them on the videophone this week (hey nintendo, make a video-phone on the Wii dangit!). Or how about going to work? What about all those people driving over 50mi a day to work? It will become completely unaffordable, forcing employers to allow their employees to work from home.

So, what does all of this lead to? It leads to me to the conclusion that I with have a job for a long time, that’s what. At-home workers means more and more ip-based communications, from text/speach/video, to asset and document sharing, all types of collaboration software from planning your next housing development, to planning your next company party; it will all need to be online. In fact, I’ve seen a few condo/townhomes lately with secluded office counterparts to the main house. I think we’ll see that more prominent in the next 10 years. And THAT to me is exciting. Screw jet-packs! The internet ftw!

ps. if you want to see an excellent portrayal of a digital-based future, check this out.

firefox 3 download day

please click this link, then install the given browser. you will make my job easier.

Download Day

Dear IRS Person-Dude-Girl

Sometimes, it pays to check your bank statements when you file taxes. Anyway, I sent this letter along with my ‘06 tax payment. I thought you guys might enjoy it.

I totally am sorry I didn’t pay those taxes you graciously found for me. I’m sure looking through all those 1099s from companies vs. persons sucked. Whoever did that project probably got rather bored (srly, so boring). You could probably farm that out to India, I bet that would be cheap.

Well, you’re totally right, and I re-did everything in TurboTax ‘06 just to verify (they totally sent me a CD for a version I totally didn’t pay that much for, it was freakin’ aweseom, all next-day and everything!). But there is a small discrepancy, and I know how you gusy like to be exact. So, if you look at the attached forms of the original and re-done dealios (ie. 1040ez formz) you’ll see:

Original Refund: 4031.00
New Refund: 3048.00
Difference: 983.00
YOUR Difference: 984.00 (that doesn’t equal 983.00, trust me, I tried it out)

SO, then, I was like “how do they calculate that darn interest”. So I found forms 6601 and 6621, then I saw your crazy-ness interest rate changing (zomg man geese, make it easy on a guy). Once I found a calculator, it seemed my interest liability on the 983billz was $92.67. SOOOO

Difference: 983.00
Interest: 92.67
Total: 1075.67
YOUR Total: 1078.00 (not 1075.67, again, no-dice)

That’s like $3 difference (wait, sorry, $2.33), but I figure, since all I did was a 1040EZ I’d only be doing you a favor in finding a minute difference and making you read my sweet excuse letter. Since I’m sure my form was like, totally boring (other than I jumped that tax bracket on the new return, that was fun, huh? $468 so close! srsly, so close! roflcopters! I checked like 4 times, no joke… nothing like lolcatz, srsly, I swear by ceiling cat, so close!).

Anyway, if you feel/think/know/proclaim/prophesy/or-just-plain-don’t-like-me feel free to call me (redacted), or email me (redacted), or mail me (gross! don’t mail me!) to tell me I’m full of crap and should pay the $2.33. I promise, I totally won’t be mad, but I may itemize next year (yeah, probably not).

kthxbai

P.S. - Sorry the cat chewed on your form, she tends to eat mail that dips into her ‘nip budget, inorite, she should quit.